Slap bang in the middle of 1984 comes the year’s biggest hit, from the year’s biggest band.
Two Tribes, by Frankie Goes to Hollywood (their 2nd of three #1s)
9 weeks, from 10th June – 12th August 1984
Make that the decade’s biggest hit. No record will spend longer at #1 during the 1980s than this. Nine weeks, in which the best-selling song across the land was an ode to nuclear war. There are very few chart-toppers that have lines like: We’ve got the bomb, Yeah… Sock it to me biscuits now… But this is one. When two tribes go to war, A point is all that you can score…
On this, just their second release, Frankie (and producer Trevor Horn) were clearly sticking to the same formula as their first smash, ‘Relax’. Pounding, aggressive, disco-rock… check. A subject matter (and video) designed to raise eyebrows… check. Just the right mix of catchy and clever…?
Almost. The bass riff is thrilling, the splicing of Russian classical music with high-NRG dance is fun… But to my ears it’s all a bit of a mess, especially in the verses. It’s been a theme this year: hard-edged pop that’s bursting at the seams, constantly threatening to implode but just about keeping it together. ‘Relax’, ’99 Red Balloons’, ‘The Reflex’, now this… Maybe it was the impending threat of nuclear destruction (this is also already the 3rd chart-topper of the year to reference war and/or peace…), or maybe it was cocaine. But something was definitely in the air in 1984.
The video is another event in itself, with Ronald Reagan and Russian leader Konstantin Chernenko throwing one another around a sawdust ring. Chernenko only led the Soviet Union for a year or so – despite being nowhere near as famous as Stalin, Khrushchev, Gorbachev and co., he’s the one immortalised in this video… He grabs Reagan by the balls. Reagan bites his ear off. Holly Johnson drinks it all in as the ringside announcer. As the song reaches its final note, the planet explodes. If I had to choose, though, I think I’d spend my last moments on earth in the ‘Relax’ video, rather than this one.
I want to love this as much as I do ‘Relax’, but it falls short for me… I think it’s because ‘Relax’ is so simple, so gloriously filthy, and so universal. Songs about sex generally work. Songs about geopolitical tension can be hit or miss. Frankie try so hard to make it work – and it is still a banging, clanging, throbbing, pulsing wonder – but I think they overreach and, slightly, overcook it.
There were a million and one remixes of ‘Two Tribes’ – the ‘Annihilation Mix’, anyone? – but I like the classic single mix, with the air raid siren, and the public information announcer opening the song with: The air attack siren sounds like… By contrast, the album version is a little short, and missing the very Russian-sounding middle eight.
No doubt all those mixes helped this record to its giant stay at the top – the longest since 1977 – as well as similar promotion tactics to those that worked so well for ‘Relax’. But that’s not to suggest Frankie Goes to Hollywood weren’t genuinely massive in 1984. As ‘Two Tribes’ set up camp at #1 for the summer, their previous five-week chart-topper climbed back up to #2, making them only the fourth act to occupy both Top 2 positions after The Beatles, John Lennon and, um, John Travolta… They have one final number one coming up this year. And after two synth-rock thumpers, they’ll be changing tack, just in time for Christmas…
21 thoughts on “536. ‘Two Tribes’, by Frankie Goes to Hollywood”
happy memories, first summer job. Crap band though.
I actually liked this better than ‘Relax.’ can’t say I was a fan other than of a couple of singles, but the were a refreshing change at the time, II thought. 🙂
I remember the video more than the song…they could have gotten a better Reagan…put a Reagan mask on him!
The song? I never really noticed.
Haha yes. The Russian leader looks more convincing…
Yes I agree….the Reagan they had looked way too young. I commented yesterday but I didn’t post because I didn’t want to be The Wet Blanket lol.
Well so far there’s not been a positive comment about the song, so I’m in the minority… : )
Welcome to the club lol! Usually I am when it comes to the 80s.
Am I just dreaming or did Genesis make a video like this one? With puppets? Reagan and someone else.
Just had a looks, and it’s this one:
The puppets are from a British satirical show called ‘Spitting Image’.
Yes thank you! I liked this better!
Yuck. That Genesis song always freaked me out. I couldn’t stand the song or the video. CREEEEEEEEPY.
it didn’t take me long… “bitch, bitch, bitch”
It is creepy. “You bitch. I bitch. We all get to bitch!” LOL!
It is creepy but I did like it better than the other.
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I have never heard this song before. I had to chuckle at the opening…his signature “ow, ow, ow…” LOL!
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