October 5th marks the 64th anniversary of the release of ‘Love Me Do’, the Beatles’ debut single proper. And while it wasn’t a number one, in the UK at least, I thought it was as good moment as any to do this B-sides post, which I’ve been toying with for a while. Plus, in blog world we’ve just reached the Arctic Monkeys, British rock’s last great hurrah. What better time, then, to take a deep dive into the band that gave us British rock’s greatest hurrah?
I considered choosing my Top 5, or even Top 10, and at one point a Top 6 (?), favourite B-sides to the Beatles’ seventeen UK number ones. (Yes, I know they’ve had eighteen, but they hadn’t in 2005, which is where we are in number1sblog land). But then I realised that I liked too many of them, and so why not rank all of them?
Ranking is a pointless task, lazily clickbaity; but it is undeniably satisfying. It is a very human impulse – a male impulse I might argue – to put things into lists. So here we are.
The Fab Four’s B-sides varied widely from territory to territory, and from release to re-release. But these fifteen tracks are the original British B-sides to their #1 singles. And yes it’s fifteen B-sides from seventeen #1s, thanks to their two chart-topping double A-sides, ‘Day Tripper’ / ‘We Can Work It Out’ and ‘Eleanor Rigby’ / ‘Yellow Submarine’.
One, two, three, FAH…
15. ‘The Inner Light’, B-side to ‘Lady Madonna’
‘Lady Madonna’ was the first single The Beatles released after their trip to India to see the Maharishi. And while the Fats Domino inspired A-side was about as far from eastern mysticism as you can get, ‘The Inner Light’ made up for it with bells (and sitars, and drones) on. It’s a George Harrison composition – the first to be released on any Beatles’ single – with lyrics inspired by Taoism, and is highly regarded by scholars who know their meditation. But, I have to be honest, it’s a bit of a racket to my ungodly ears.
14. ‘Yes It Is’, B-side to ‘Ticket to Ride’
‘Ticket to Ride’ is such a statement single, one of The Beatles’ big steps away from a beat combo to an experimental rock group, that I’d have expected the B-side to have been a little more avant-garde. But the slow waltzing ‘Yes It Is’, in which the boys beg their girl not to wear red because it will remind them of their ex, is a slight disappointment. The harmonies are strong, and the accordion and/or harmonica lends an intriguingly woozy edge to it. But it sounds like a retread of ‘This Boy’, which you will be able to find much further down this list…
13. ‘Thank You Girl’, B-side to ‘From Me to You’
Nothing particularly wrong with ‘Thank You Girl’, the B-side to their first number single. But it feels like it’s been patched together using scraps from better songs. There’s the harmonica clarion call from ‘Please Please Me’, there’s the chugging riff from ‘I Want to Hold Your Hold’, and there’s some pretty ropey rhyming couplets. I do like the weirdly affected and echoey way they sing the ‘oh oh oh’s though.
12. ‘She’s a Woman’, B-side to ‘I Feel Fine’
Paul McCartney wrote ‘She’s a Woman’ as an attempt to copy the style of their early tour-mate Little Richard. I don’t think it sounds particularly like Little Richard, more like Georgie Fame, but McCartney sounds half cut and wonderfully hoarse singing this bluesy number. It apparently features the band’s first reference to marijuana in the turns me on line, but that feels like retroactive thinking, unless the ‘woman’ of the title is Mary Jane herself.
11. ‘I’ll Get You’, B-side to ‘She Loves You’
B-side to the Beatles’ best single (no arguing, thanks), ‘I’ll Get You’ is perhaps the perfect distillation of the band’s early sound. It’s a great beat-pop song. It just loses a couple of marks because it relies a little too heavily on the ‘oh yeah’s.
10. ‘I’m Down’, B-side to ‘Help!’
Releasing a record that would appear on paper as ‘Help!’ / ‘I’m Down’ suggests that things were not all tickety boo towards the end of the Beatles’ touring days. But if you expect ‘I’m Down’ to be a mopey record then you’re to be disappointed. Written by McCartney a couple of years earlier, like the A-side it couches its depressive message – I’m down, I’m really down, Down on the ground… – in a rollicking rock and roll beat, with lots of whooping and hollering, a wild organ solo, and a brilliant intro that rips off Little Richard’s ‘Long Tall Sally’ to fine effect. The Top 10 are all great songs, signature hits for literally any other band, and ‘I’m Down’ gets us off to fine start.
9. ‘Rain’, B-side to ‘Paperback Writer’
Pop music was developing so quickly in the mid-sixties that the Beatles went from releasing ‘I’m Down’ to ‘Rain’ inside ten months. Their first release to use reversed vocals, as well as nods towards eastern musical styles (though no actual sitars feature on the song) and other classic ’60s psychedelic touches, it was recorded around the same time as ‘Tomorrow Never Knows’, and the relationship between the two songs is clear. And yet, despite the experimental sounds, John Lennon has described the song as being concerned with that most quintessentially British phenomenon: ‘people complaining about the weather’.
8. ‘Baby, You’re a Rich Man’, B-side to ‘All You Need Is Love’
A year later, and the same psychedelic sounds were incorporated into a much poppier song for the B-side to hippy anthem ‘All You Need Is Love’. It has a very hooky chorus, but lots of odd touches – it features a clavioline, for example, the same proto-synthesiser used on the Tornados’ ‘Telstar’. The ‘rich man’ in the title might be Brian Epstein, or those involved in the hippie movement.
7. ‘You Can’t Do That’, B-side ‘Can’t Buy Me Love’
The first B-side in this list that, I think, might be better than the A-side. This chugging, bluesy groover, with John Lennon letting his rock star voice loose is a gem. I am a sucker for the use of a cow bell in rock music, mind you, so that might be swaying the vote.
6. ‘Old Brown Shoe’, B-side to ‘The Ballad of John and Yoko’
Once the Beatles had gotten through their psychedelic phase, their final year or so was spent recording songs that were either very experimental, or a return to their rocking roots. (Or that were a middle finger to what people expected of them, like the A-side to this one.) ‘Old Brown Shoe’ is a rocker, with a brilliant bass line and a wonderfully echoey effect on George Harrison’s lead vocals. Sources are conflicted as to whether it’s Ringo playing drums on this record, or Paul.
5. ‘This Boy’, B-side to ‘I Want to Hold Your Hand’
I will argue all day long that early-Beatles shouldn’t get overlooked as much as it does (give me the Red Album over the Blue any day…) So I’ve managed to put two pre-1965 B-sides in the Top 5. The next one is rightfully recognised as one of their best, but ‘This Boy’ is beautiful too. The Everly Brothers harmonies in the first two verses, and the soulful blast that John Lennon gives the middle-eight, make it a highlight of their early hits.
4. ‘Don’t Let Me Down’, B-side to ‘Get Back’
The Beatles’ second last chart-topping B-side is one of their more famous ballads. Like at least two other songs on this list, it is enhanced by a full-throated vocal performance from John Lennon. I’ve always loved the off kilter middle eight, and the risqué sounding third verse (Ooh she done me, She done me good…) Like the A-side ‘Get Back’, this also features Billy Preston on the piano, most notably in the outro.
3. ‘Things We Said Today’, B-side to ‘A Hard Day’s Night’
For a long time I thought that ‘Things We Said Today’ had come along much later in the Beatles’ careers, maybe around ‘Revolver’, or at least ‘Rubber Soul’. But for this minor-key masterpiece to have been recorded less than two years after ‘Love Me Do’ astounds me. It’s a McCartney composition, allegedly inspired by difficulties in his relationship with Jane Asher, and sees him look ahead to a day in future – I always read it as after they’ve split up – when they remember the nice things they used to say to one another.
2. ‘Revolution’, B-side to ‘Hey Jude’
On another day this could have been my number one. But today I am feeling less revolutionary, more contrary. Though in fact that kind of sums up John Lennon’s ‘Revolution’, which is not so much about wanting a revolution as telling those who want one that they’re doing it wrong. You say you’ll change the constitution, Well you know, We’d all love to change your head… And we can surely all relate to agreeing with a cause but thinking those in charge are sanctimonious pricks? And if we can’t all agree on the politics of the song, I’m sure we can all agree on how nasty those fuzzy guitars sound.
1. ‘I Am the Walrus’, B-side to ‘Hello, Goodbye’
Edging out ‘Revolution’ because, at the end of the day, has there been a more regime changing lyric than oompah oompah stick it up your jumper? Started by Lennon when he was on an acid trip, and with influences from Lewis Carroll, playground chants, extracts from ‘King Lear’, and his own bloody-mindedness after finding out that hip young English teachers were using Beatles songs for their lessons (‘let the fuckers work that one out’, he is alleged to have cackled). ‘I Am the Walrus’ defies explanation, quite intentionally, and is top of this pile. If only they had listed it as the A-side over ‘Hello, Goodbye’, it would have been one of the strangest number ones of all time.
Happy Beatles day, then. I’m off to listen to the Red Album…




