Let’s slow things down a bit, with this next number one. A soft, slinky beat, some strings, and a breathy vocal…
Together We Are Beautiful, by Fern Kinney (her 1st and only #1)
1 week, 9th – 16th March 1980
Fern Kinney’s voice reminds me a bit of Anita Ward’s: high-pitched and slightly nasal. But it doesn’t grate in the same way. This record doesn’t grate like ‘Ring My Bell’ at all – for better or worse. ‘Ring…’ might have been annoying; but you remembered it. ‘Together We Are Beautiful’ isn’t annoying, really, but it does wash over you without leaving much of a lasting impression.
He walked into my life, And now he’s taking over… It’s a decent opening line, that the song fails to build upon. I’ve gone with better looking guys, He’s gone with prettier lookin’ girls… It’s a middle-aged love song – settling down with someone on a deeper level. Fern doesn’t need love affairs any more… Except the lyrics still descend into stock-standard, love song cheese: I am the rain, He is the sun, And now we’ve made a rainbow… Ick!
What saves this song from being truly cloying – and when Kinney starts wishing that the whole world could fall in love like her and her man, it comes very close – is that it’s delivered in such a fluffy, tongue-in-cheek way that you can easily treat it as a camp novelty. It does drag on a bit, though: another song that shouldn’t have come anywhere near the four-minute mark.
The disco earthquake may have passed, but there will still be aftershocks like this for some time to come. Fern Kinney had been a backing singer who had given it up to be a housewife, before having one final crack at a solo career. And it worked – for this record… She is a bona-fide one-hit wonder. ‘Together We Are Beautiful’ had been around in different versions for a few years, before Kinney had her go.
I had a very vague memory of hearing this song years ago, in an advert that featured a guy with a miniature-sized version of Arsenal and England centre-back Tony Adams… And I am reassured to find out that I hadn’t dreamt it. It was used in a 1999 deodorant ad, which you can now enjoy in all its glory. What would we do without YouTube…?
7 thoughts on “453. ‘Together We Are Beautiful’, by Fern Kinney”
Its a pleasant track, and as you say more of a 70s throwback. Perfectly nice but not quite in the same league as other hits around then. Even Msrti Webb’s Lloyd Webber showstopper Tske Thst Look Off Your Face at 3 would have been a bit more oomph than Fern…
Never knew this one…and I’m quite happy about that.
One interesting thing… This was one of three UK #1s by Americans in 1980, that didn’t chart/wasn’t even released in the States.
I have to wonder what happened…there is a difference of taste over there….and sometimes better. Look at Cheap Trick in America…didn’t do much at first here… but they hit the jackpot in Japan.
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