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Recap: #901 – #950

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So, to recap…

This look back at the past fifty number ones takes us through a year and three quarters, from the summer of 2001 to the spring of 2003. What have been the main themes this time around?

It’s hard to start anywhere other than reality TV. Our 901st #1 was ‘Popstars’ winners Hear’Say’s forgotten second chart-topper ‘The Way to Your Love’, and the 950th was ‘Pop Idol’ runner-up Gareth Gates’ cover of ‘Spirit in the Sky’ for Comic Relief. In between we’ve had nine other #1s from four different singing contests, ensuring that over 20% of the past fifty number ones have come from a reality TV franchise.

And I have to state, first and foremost, that they have not all been bad. I liked Liberty X’s ‘Just a Little’, and Gareth’s ‘Anyone of Us’, while Girls Aloud’s ‘Sound of the Underground’ is a crunchy, surf-rock ‘n’ electro pop gem. Plenty of them have been bland though (David Sneddon and Darius), while some have been pretty rubbish (‘Anything Is Possible’ and the ‘Long and Winding Road’/’Suspicious Minds’ twofer spring immediately to mind). But actually, it’s hard to view this first wave of TV #1s in isolation, when we know how bad it’s going to get as we reach the height of the X-Factor Age. These recent chart-toppers are not bad so much for how they sound, but for what they opened the gates to.

Back to Girls Aloud, though. That wasn’t just a reality TV winners’ single and a Christmas number one. It was part of the modern pop vanguard which has started to take over. Back in 2001, pop was still very much of the millennium, with acts like S Club, Five, and Atomic Kitten giving us cheap and cheerful bubblegum with R&B-lite production. Come early 2003, however, and pop music has become much bigger, much beefier, much more like what you’d still hear on the radio today. And it’s all female led: the Sugababes, Christina, Girls Aloud and t.A.T.u. I thought about arguing that it was all kicked off by Kylie’s inescapable ‘Can’t Get You Out of My Head’, but I think that exists in its own space and time, sounding unlike anything that came before or after, a one-off stroke of genius.

This shift in pop sounds is also partly responsible for the end of the Golden Age of Boybands, which had stretched from New Kids on the Block in 1989 right through the nineties. Blue recently made #1 with Elton John in tow, but they will be the last boyband (in the classic harmonies-and-dance-routines fashion) to top the charts until 2009, when the genre will have a renaissance.

Other things to note this time around are the drop-off in garage but the growth in UK rap, with So Solid Crew and Blazin’ Squad, as well as lots and lots of ballads. This was undoubtedly helped by the reality TV boom, but Robbie, Enrique Iglesias, Ronan Keating, Daniel Bedingfield, Christina and (of course) Westlife have also had success with slow and weepy numbers. Of the ninety-one chart weeks covered in this recap, twenty-eight weeks’ worth of #1s were ballads (or a clean thirty, if we count ‘Dilemma’ as a hip-hop ballad).

Dance has also remained a consistent presence, although I noted a move from the subtler Balearic beats that dominated around the turn of the century, to the heavier, more deliberate trance beats that will be en vogue for much of the 2000s. Compare and contrast, for example, Roger Sanchez’s ‘Another Chance’ from July ’01 with DJ Sammy’s ‘Heaven’ from November ’02.

We’ve also had a decent spread of novelties, from the likes of DJ Otzi, Las Ketchup, Gareth & the Kumars, and Bob the Builder (for a second time!) The best I’ll say is that they weren’t all terrible… And 2002 brought us three posthumous #1s, from Aaliyah, George Harrison and Elvis. Without bothering to check, I’ll claim that as a record for one recap. Elvis’s JXL remix was also noteworthy as it took him clear of the Beatles as the act with the most UK number ones.

Let’s dish out some awards then! Starting with the Meh Award for genuine dullness. Given the ballad-heavy nature of the past fifty there are quite a few candidates. I couldn’t remember ever hearing Hear’Say’s ‘The Way to Your Love’ before writing a post on it, and can’t remember it now either. Which is the very definition of a ‘Meh’ number one. And there was also Ronan Keating and Daniel Bedingfield redefining the term ‘insipid’… However, for me, the dullest of the past bunch was ‘Fame Academy’ winner David Sneddon’s ‘Stop Living the Lie’, proof that there is nothing wrong with pop stars getting other, more talented, people to write their songs…

Up next, the WTAF Award for being interesting if nothing else. I toyed with giving it to So Solid Crew, or DJ Otzi, or even t.A.T.u. But none of those number ones, as eyebrow-raising as they were, are all that out of the ordinary. Not when I can turn and award it to Afroman, for his doo-wop stoner anthem/cautionary ‘scared straight’ tale ‘Because I Got High’.

For our latest Very Worst Chart-Topper, I think I’ll also have to go down the dull ballad route. I’ve dished this award out to Westlife in a previous edition, so ‘Queen of My Heart’ and ‘Unbreakable’ are off the hook. Was that cover of ‘Spirit in the Sky’ bad enough? Nah. Should I give it to Ronan Keating’s final UK number one, to round off a career of unadulterated blandness? Tempting… But instead I’m going to give it to one of the worst chart-topping covers of all time, Atomic Kitten’s take on a Bangles’ classic. I feel bad, as I do have a soft spot for Tash, Liz and Jenny (not forgetting our Kerry). But… If you wanted proof of the cheapening of modern pop music then you could produce no better evidence than two versions of ‘Eternal Flame’, twelve years apart.

And so, to the 30th Very Best Chart-Topper Award. And oh man, do we have some candidates. All of them notable for their oestrogen levels (though I did toy with giving this to Westlife’s ‘World of Our Own’ for Not. Being. A. Ballad!) I have five candidates: ‘Can’t Get You Out of My Head’, ‘Freak Like Me’, ‘Dirrty’, ‘Sound of the Underground’ and ‘All the Things She Said’. And I can’t believe I’m doing this but, as much as I love Kylie, and Girls Aloud, I’m eliminating them first. CGYOOMY is a classic, but stands on its own, ethereal, untouchable…. SOTU is good but not quite in the same league as the others, or as some of Girls Aloud’s later hits.

Which leaves us three forward-facing pop bangers. Sugababes, Xtina, or t.A.T.u? Our favourite Russian ‘lesbians’ were a moment, but they are next out of the running. Leaving us with two. The head says Sugababes, for a song that I claimed as marking the official start of the 2000s. The heart says Christina, because it was a tune, and it still is a tune, and is absolutely dripping (an apt term, given its subject matter) in nostalgia. Heart Vs Head. And, as music isn’t about logic, or fairness; but about what moves the heart (or any other part of the body) I’m giving it to ‘Dirrty’.

To recap the recaps:

The ‘Meh’ Award for Forgettability

  1. ‘Hold My Hand’, by Don Cornell.
  2. ‘It’s Almost Tomorrow’, by The Dream Weavers.
  3. ‘On the Street Where You Live’, by Vic Damone.
  4. ‘Why’, by Anthony Newley.
  5. ‘The Next Time’ / ‘Bachelor Boy’, by Cliff Richard & The Shadows.
  6. ‘Juliet’, by The Four Pennies.
  7. ‘The Carnival Is Over’, by The Seekers.
  8. ‘Silence Is Golden’, by The Tremeloes.
  9. ‘I Pretend’, by Des O’Connor.
  10. ‘Woodstock’, by Matthews’ Southern Comfort.
  11. ‘How Can I Be Sure’, by David Cassidy.
  12. ‘Annie’s Song’, by John Denver.
  13. ‘I Only Have Eyes For You’, by Art Garfunkel.
  14. ‘I Don’t Want to Talk About It’ / ‘The First Cut Is the Deepest’, by Rod Stewart.
  15. ‘Three Times a Lady’, by The Commodores.
  16. ‘What’s Another Year’, by Johnny Logan.
  17. ‘A Little Peace’, by Nicole.
  18. ‘Every Breath You Take’, by The Police.
  19. ‘I Got You Babe’, by UB40 with Chrissie Hynde.
  20. ‘Who’s That Girl’, by Madonna.
  21. ‘A Groovy Kind of Love’, by Phil Collins.
  22. ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas?’, by Band Aid II.
  23. ‘Please Don’t Go’ / ‘Game Boy’, by KWS.
  24. ‘Dreams’, by Gabrielle.
  25. ‘Forever Love’, by Gary Barlow.
  26. ‘I Feel You’, by Peter Andre.
  27. ‘You Needed Me’, by Boyzone.
  28. ‘Holler’ / ‘Let Love Lead the Way’, by The Spice Girls.
  29. ‘Stop Living the Lie’, by David Sneddon

The WTAF Award for being interesting if nothing else

  1. ‘I See the Moon’, by The Stargazers.
  2. ‘Lay Down Your Arms’, by Anne Shelton.
  3. ‘Hoots Mon’, by Lord Rockingham’s XI.
  4. ‘You’re Driving Me Crazy’, by The Temperance Seven.
  5. ‘Nut Rocker’, by B. Bumble & The Stingers.
  6. ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’, by Gerry & The Pacemakers.
  7. ‘Little Red Rooster’, by The Rolling Stones.
  8. ‘Puppet on a String’, by Sandie Shaw.
  9. ‘Fire’, by The Crazy World of Arthur Brown.
  10. ‘In the Year 2525 (Exordium and Terminus)’, by Zager & Evans.
  11. ‘Amazing Grace’, The Pipes & Drums & Military Band of the Royal Scots Dragoon Guard.
  12. ‘Kung Fu Fighting’, by Carl Douglas.
  13. ‘If’, by Telly Savalas.
  14. ‘Wuthering Heights’, by Kate Bush.
  15. ‘Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick’, by Ian Dury & The Blockheads.
  16. ‘Shaddap You Face’, by Joe Dolce Music Theatre.
  17. ‘It’s My Party’, by Dave Stewart & Barbara Gaskin.
  18. ‘Save Your Love’ by Renée & Renato.
  19. ‘Rock Me Amadeus’, by Falco.
  20. ‘Pump Up the Volume’ / ‘Anitina (The First Time I See She Dance)’, by M/A/R/R/S.
  21. ‘Doctorin’ the Tardis’, by The Timelords.
  22. ‘Sadeness Part 1’, by Enigma.
  23. ‘Ebeneezer Goode’, by The Shamen.
  24. ‘I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)’, by Meat Loaf.
  25. ‘Spaceman’, by Babylon Zoo.
  26. ‘All Around the World’, by Oasis.
  27. ‘Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen)’, by Baz Luhrmann.
  28. ‘Bound 4 da Reload (Casualty)’, by Oxide & Neutrino.
  29. ‘Because I Got High’, by Afroman.

The Very Worst Chart-Toppers

  1. ‘Cara Mia’, by David Whitfield with Mantovani & His Orchestra.
  2. ‘The Man From Laramie’, by Jimmy Young.
  3. ‘Roulette’, by Russ Conway.
  4. ‘Wooden Heart’, by Elvis Presley.
  5. ‘Lovesick Blues’, by Frank Ifield.
  6. ‘Diane’, by The Bachelors.
  7. ‘The Minute You’re Gone’, by Cliff Richard.
  8. ‘Release Me’, by Engelbert Humperdinck.
  9. ‘Lily the Pink’, by The Scaffold.
  10. ‘All Kinds of Everything’, by Dana.
  11. ‘The Twelfth of Never’, by Donny Osmond.
  12. ‘The Streak’, by Ray Stevens.
  13. ‘No Charge’, by J. J. Barrie
  14. ‘Don’t Give Up On Us’, by David Soul
  15. ‘One Day at a Time’, by Lena Martell.
  16. ‘There’s No One Quite Like Grandma’, by St. Winifred’s School Choir.
  17. ‘I’ve Never Been to Me’, by Charlene.
  18. ‘Hello’, by Lionel Richie.
  19. ‘I Want to Know What Love Is’, by Foreigner.
  20. ‘Star Trekkin’’, by The Firm.
  21. ‘Nothing’s Gonna Change My Love for You’, by Glenn Medeiros.
  22. ‘Let’s Party’, by Jive Bunny & The Mastermixers.
  23. ‘(Everything I Do) I Do It for You’, by Bryan Adams.
  24. ‘Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle)’, by The Outhere Brothers.
  25. ‘Unchained Melody’ / ‘White Cliffs of Dover’, by Robson & Jerome.
  26. ‘C’est la Vie’, by B*Witched.
  27. ‘I Have a Dream’ / ‘Seasons in the Sun’, by Westlife.
  28. ‘Do You Really Like It?’, by DJ Pied Piper & Masters of Ceremonies
  29. ‘Eternal Flame’, by Atomic Kitten.

The Very Best Chart-Toppers

  1. ‘Such a Night’, by Johnnie Ray.
  2. ‘Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White’, by Perez ‘Prez’ Prado & His Orchestra.
  3. ‘Great Balls of Fire’, by Jerry Lee Lewis.
  4. ‘Cathy’s Clown’, by The Everly Brothers.
  5. ‘Telstar’, by The Tornadoes.
  6. ‘She Loves You’ by The Beatles.
  7. ‘(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction’, by The Rolling Stones.
  8. ‘A Whiter Shade of Pale’, by Procol Harum.
  9. ‘I Heard It Through the Grapevine’, by Marvin Gaye.
  10. ‘Baby Jump’, by Mungo Jerry.
  11. ‘Metal Guru’, by T. Rex.
  12. ‘Tiger Feet’, by Mud.
  13. ‘Space Oddity’, by David Bowie.
  14. ‘I Feel Love’, by Donna Summer.
  15. ‘Heart of Glass’, by Blondie.
  16. ‘The Winner Takes It All’, by ABBA.
  17. ‘My Camera Never Lies’, by Bucks Fizz.
  18. ‘Relax’ by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
  19. ‘You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)’, by Dead or Alive
  20. ‘Stand by Me’, by Ben E. King (Honorary Award)
  21. ‘It’s a Sin’, by Pet Shop Boys.
  22. ‘Theme from S-Express’, by S’Express.
  23. ‘Nothing Compares 2 U’, by Sinéad O’Connor.
  24. ‘Would I Lie to You?’, by Charles & Eddie.
  25. ‘Stay Another Day’, by East 17.
  26. ‘Setting Sun’, by The Chemical Brothers.
  27. ‘Your Woman’, by White Town.
  28. ‘Believe’, by Cher.
  29. ‘Stan’, by Eminem.
  30. ‘Dirrty’, by Christina Aguilera ft. Redman

935. ‘The Tide Is High (Get the Feeling)’, by Atomic Kitten

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The Kittens are back, and so is that tacky, pre-set drumbeat. Seriously they should have patented it, so that it could only ever have been used to announce a new tune from Britain’s favourite Scouse likely lasses.

The Tide Is High (Get the Feeling), by Atomic Kitten (their 3rd and final #1)

3 weeks, from 1st – 22nd September 2002

Last time out they were desecrating the memory of the Bangles, with their truly criminal cover of ‘Eternal Flame’. Now it’s the turn of an iconic act from the other end of the eighties to act as a scratching post: Blondie. However, despite being much more a fan of Blondie than the Bangles, I can’t get so worked up about this take on ‘The Tide Is High’…

Maybe because this is, by far, my least favourite of Blondie’s six chart-toppers? Maybe because it’s a cover of a cover, Blondie having taken The Paragon’s sixties original? Maybe because it’s an upbeat track, which is much more in Atomic Kitten’s wheelhouse, and not an emotional ballad?

Not that I’m going to argue that this record is particularly good, either. But it washes over me, putting me in a late summer kind of mood. They remain limited singers, but this far into Atomic Kitten’s career that is no surprise. You knew what you were going to get. Plus, they add a new middle-eight – an original composition called ‘Get the Feelin’’ – so it feels slightly more than just a straight cover.

Still, the fact that it stayed at number one for three weeks – a long stretch by early ‘00s standards – is surprising. In fact, it should be noted that none of the Kitten’s three chart-toppers were one-weekers, which is impressive, and suggests that they had a casual, widespread appeal rather than a devoted fanbase. For purely circumstantial evidence of this theory, I can confirm I have never met anyone who would confess to being an Atomic Kitten fan.

We bid farewell to Liz, Tash and Jenny here, but they were good for six more Top 10 hits through to 2005, when they went on hiatus. In total they enjoyed thirteen Top 10s across six years: an amazing achievement for a group that couldn’t sing all that well and relied on that bloody drumbeat. Some will take that as evidence of slipping societal standards. But I take it as evidence of Atomic Kitten having something, whatever that something is, to elevate them above the many other similar groups of the time who also relied on pre-set beats and couldn’t sing all that well. I will, one final time, also bemoan the fact that none of the fun, innovative pop tracks from their first album made #1, and that we were left with their three, largely meh, chart-toppers.

904. ‘Eternal Flame’, by Atomic Kitten

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I admitted to a nostalgic appreciation of the cheap and cheerful production on Atomic Kitten’s first number one, ‘Whole Again’. It worked fine on an original composition…

Eternal Flame, by Atomic Kitten (their 2nd of three #1s)

2 weeks, from 29th July – 12th August 2001

But to replace the iconic, tingling intro to ‘Eternal Flame’ with the exact same pre-set drumbeat is sacrilege. And all three Kittens combined cannot compare to Susanna Hoffs tremulous vocals. We’ve heard a lot of inessential covers cropping up at number one in recent years, many of them re-dos of eighties classics, and I’d say that this rivals A1’s ‘Take on Me’ for cheapening banality.

Ironically for a song widely believed to have brought about the end of the Bangles, this version of ‘Eternal Flame’ was the official relaunch of Atomic Kitten, Kerry Katona having been replaced by Jenny Frost during the promotion of their previous number one. It set the tone for several more years of mid-level balladry and cheap covers, none of which were a patch on the catchy, playful singles from their first album. We can once again conclude that Kerry ‘That’s why mum’s go to Iceland’ Katona was the genuine creative force in the group…

What’s interesting-slash-alarming to realise is that there were only twelve years between the two versions of ‘Eternal Flame’ making number one. Yet to my ears, considering I was aged three for one and fifteen for the other, they sound as if they’re from completely different millennia. Which they technically are, but that’s not what I mean… Whatever is beyond your living memory is automatically ‘ancient’, and anything you can remember is ‘modern’, even if there’s but a year between them. It’s the same as how I can watch ‘Top Gun’, or footage from the 1986 World Cup, and struggle to believe that I was alive at the same time…

Apologies for that tangent, but is there a better place to get lost in contemplation of the perception of time than in a post on Atomic Kitten’s butchering of ‘Eternal Flame’? And luckily for us, this isn’t the last eighties chart-topper that the Kittens are going to get their claws stuck into. Their final chart-topper awaits…

890. ‘Whole Again’, by Atomic Kitten

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The first thing that hits your ears with our next number one is the pre-set drumbeat, and synthy organs. It sounds cheap. And ‘cheap’ sets the perfect tone for one of the new millennium’s biggest ballads, and one of its biggest girl groups.

Whole Again, by Atomic Kitten (their 1st of three #1s)

4 weeks, from 4th February – 4th March 2001

If the Spice Girls were the group you’d like to have hung out with, and All Saints were the group you were terrified of running into in the corridor; Atomic Kitten were the group that would happily nick you a packet of fags from the Spar as long as you let them keep a couple. Kerry, Liz, and Tash, three likely scouse lasses.

If that sounds a bit snobby; I don’t mean it to. I imagine it was a big part of their appeal, and their success. They genuinely looked like girls from your school. They weren’t the best singers, they weren’t glamour models, and the production on their songs was largely cheap and largely cheerful. You could argue that they were to pop music what Limp Bizkit, the act they knocked off top spot, were to rock. (Though both acts, I will argue, do have brilliant names.)

I will also contest that ‘Whole Again’ is a great pop ballad, with an almost cynically heart-tugging chord progression, and a retro feel (especially in the spoken word middle-eight). If it had had a bit more money thrown at it, if it had come within five hundred metres of an actual musical instrument, and been sung by someone like Gabrielle, it would be regarded as a true classic. But it is let down by not having all of the above, and is now just a nostalgic classic, and not a song you hear all that often anymore. (Unless of course when it’s being re-written in tribute to Gareth Southgate…)

Yet, it managed to become huge. It stayed at number one for a full month, the longest stay of the millennium so far, increasing in sales for each of those four weeks. It became the 2000’s 13th highest-selling single, and Britain’s 4th biggest girl group single of all time, behind ‘Wannabe’, ‘2 Become 1’, and ‘Never Ever’. And maybe this success was exactly because it sounds so of its time: the ballad that came along in the right place, at the right time, and will forever be rooted in the winter of 2000-2001.

I actually remember hearing ‘Whole Again’ for the first time, probably the week before it went to number one. We were snowed in from school, and I saw the video on GMTV or something. And I remember thinking that it sounded like a massive hit. (I also remember the first time I heard one other #1 from 2001, and it is one of the three songs from this year to outsell ‘Whole Again’…)

This was actually Atomic Kitten’s last roll of the dice, as they were on the verge of being dropped from their record label and consigned to the girl group dustbin had ‘Whole Again’ not been a hit. Adding to their difficulties was the fact that Kerry Katona had quit the group a couple of weeks before this was released, and her parts hastily re-recorded by replacement Jenny Frost.

Still, it mattered not. The record was huge, launching Atomic Kitten Mk II, and bringing about several years’ worth of hits, including two more number ones that we we’ll get to in due course. Without giving too much away, both those chart-toppers are fairly crap, but I would argue for the quality of their earlier Mk I hits, ‘See Ya’ and ‘I Want Your Love’: catchy and experimental, the kooky brainchildren of OMD’s Andy McCluskey and Stuart Kershaw, who had created the group.